MAME AND OTHER WAYS OF RETROGAMING

The arcade hall was a good place to hang out for kids in the 70s, 80s and 90s. But then, around 1985, Nintendo and Sega became giants and (at least in the Netherlands) the arcade cabinets made place for even more coin swallowing one armed bandits (just as Charlie Daniels sings in the 1974 song Trudy: Poured a bottle and a half of Red eye, dropped 35 dollars in the slot machine).  Sadly enough, even the pinball machines disappeared. Round this time the tendency that kids used to play on the street and in the woods changed to what we see now, kids that don´t play outside no more cause they all have a gaming console or handheld. 

Somehow people “like” stuff from 2 decades earlier. In the 80s I listened 60s music, in the early 90s the wide pair of trouses became popular just as in the 70s and in the new millennium, Dutch Radio 2 (one of the more “nostalgic” channels) started organizing weeks of the 80s. Nowadays we also get confronted constantly with buggery commercials on blue giant Facebook and its photogenic sister Instagram, you could call it “like hunting or begging”.

There is a huge retrogamer crowd out there.  Just search around on the social networks, they are easier to find than fish for a bear. Start with gamesyouloved on Twitter for example.

Probably because I never really had a gaming console I started “collecting” games for the (S)NES and the Megadrive to play them via emulators. “Movin´ on the queen´s highway, lookin´ like a streak of lightning in Sega´s 1991 Road Rash is tons of fun, racing around hitting other bikers, crashing against a car, a tree or fall off your bike because you take a turn the wrong way and then get busted by the cops….

From a retrogaming point of view, this is not really collecting. Retrogamers buy old consoles (new stock or from a garage sale or they get their NES, SNES, Megadrive, Game Gear or whatever device at a vintage store or flea market), they buy the original cartridges and they connect the console to their telly. But here in Bolivia I wouldn´t know where to get this stuff “legally”. Besides, you can always buy a chinese imitation retro console on the Ramada for only fifteen bucks.

Anyway, if you come across arcade games by Taito, Namco or SNK, then they are worthwhile to play.

My personal favourites would be the following:

5. Cabal from 1988

4. Enduro Racer from 1986

3. Super Hang On from 1987

2. Outrun from 1986

1. Euro Football Champ from 1992

Some time ago I tried to figure out about MAME, an arcade games emulator created by a clever Italian bloke who wanted to avoid the loss of arcade game heritage. After reading thoroughly some instructions I tried to get it running and the Euro Football Champ screen appeared on my laptop, giving me an instant flashback to spring 1992.

Instead of feeding the ferry arcade cabinet with quids, I hit the 5 to get credits, selected a team and started the first match. The loud scream of KICK OFF dashed through the speaker and it didn´t take long before the first ball was in the net and the GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLs kept coming.

Using the B button you can make very serious FOULS for which you instantly get a yellow card, except when you make the foul outside the view of the referee, e.g. when he is on the ground (as Tweety says in his cartoons: Oh, the poor putty cat fell down…).

Eventually, there are several issues with MAME. First of all, when you find the rom and it can be played, you get a warning cause you “ought to have” the original hardware and stuff. Well… it´s the same with all those illegal MP3 files which are not really that difficult to find. Then there are tons of roms that have problems with missing files (the notorious CHD and rom error).
Now there are also a lot of roms that are not suitable for MAME, because they are created for the NEO-GEO arcade. The Neo Geo console created by SNK was at its time a tremendously expensive machine. MAME won´t read Sega roms either (such as Crazy Taxi or Sonic games).

My favourite genres  are racing, shooting, pinball and soccer games. In 1988, shortly after the Dutch Lions won their one and only soccer trophy in Germany, causing the whole country to live in an orange haze for about a month, we drove to the Sempach lake in Switzerland to celebrate the annual holidays there. The camping site had a small arcade hall with a beautiful tennis game but I can not remember the name. Generally, tennis games are complicated to play on whatever system, they require a lot of practice.

As far as I remember, there never existed a Dutch version for DOS. But in Spain, many people (used to) have a Spanish DOS / Windows setup. As a twelve year old in the late 80’s I just had to learn stuff by myself. Of course the Hercules card limited my game options, but when you visited friends and relatives back then, you´d always bring floppy disks with games for them and they would eventually let you copy their games. And some time later when Daddy got his 486, he bought a VGA card for me and my brothers.

The Sierra adventure games are still considered as the best in their genre.  In the early 90s, a new way of software selling was invented: Split up a game in three episodes, give the first one free with the purchase of a computer magazine and then if you wanted the remaining part of the game, you´d wire some bucks to the USA. Apogee was very successful with this and their games (Keen, Duke Nukem, Crystal Caves, Secret Agent) are quite enjoyable.

FELIZ NAVIDAD